Witty Christmas Gift Ideas 2024: Early Picks for Quirky and Festive Fun

As the family's designated jokester, this holiday season, you might be thinking of mixing it up and ditching the predictable gifts. Instead of just handing out exactly what everyone asked for, why not give them something that'll have them laughing until their stomachs hurt?

Lucky for you, I've curated the ultimate list of gag gifts-corny, silly, and downright hilarious options that are bound to be a hit. These picks come highly recommended by thousands of Amazon reviewers and are trending all over TikTok. And don't worry-most of these won't break the bank, and some might even be surprisingly practical. Sure, humor is subjective, but I’m confident these gifts will have your loved ones agreeing on one thing: they’re hilarious!

NewEleven Top Picks

Best Witty Christmas Gift for Coffee Enthusiasts: Iced Coffee Cup

Our crystal-clear beer can glass is the perfect blend of fun and function, with the word "COFFEE" elegantly printed in white. It’s paired with a natural bamboo lid and comes with a reusable glass straw, making it an eco-friendly yet stylish way to sip your favorite beverage-whether it's coffee, iced tea, or something else entirely!

Face Mask With Santa Beard

Face masks are practically a part of our daily lives now, so why not have some holiday fun while staying safe? Masks are the perfect canvas for creative ideas, and they offer an easy way to add some humor to the challenges of the past few years. What better way to get into the holiday spirit than with a witty Christmas mask that’s sure to bring smiles and laughs while you stay safe and festive?

Best Funny Christmas Gift: Bob Ross Toaster

If you're looking to bring a little extra joy (and laughter) to your holiday season, the Bob Ross Toaster is the gift that keeps on giving! This quirky kitchen gadget toasts your bread with a perfectly happy little image of Bob Ross himself-because who wouldn't want their breakfast served with a side of positivity? It’s the ultimate blend of functional and hilarious, making it the perfect witty Christmas gift.

Viral on TikTok: Face Money Eating Box

Why settle for a boring piggy bank when you can gift them this absolutely unsettling Face Bank that actually moves its mouth to eat your money? It's not just a bank; it's a nightmare in the best way possible. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a little weirdness with their savings! Why get the standard when you can give the unsettlingly awesome? Exactly, you wouldn't.

Don't Mess With Mamasaurus - Mom Nutri - 20 Oz Tumbler

This cute drink tumbler features Don’t Mess with Mamasaurus to make her smile with every sip! It’s also just the right size for red or white wines, fresh-brewed coffee, or a tangy mojito.

Best Puzzle: Funwares Original 101 Pooping Puppies Puzzle

The Funwares 101 Pooping Puppies Puzzle is the perfect mix of hilarious and challenging-ideal for dog lovers and pranksters alike. Featuring adorable puppies in very silly poses, this quirky puzzle will provide hours of entertainment (and laughs). Whether it’s for game night or as a lighthearted gift, this puzzle combines cuteness with comedy, making it an unforgettable addition to any collection. Who knew solving puzzles could be so…poopy fun?

Funny Cooking Apron

Get a gift that’s both durable and functional, with a direct message on the front that says it all. This is the perfect witty Christmas gift for anyone who appreciates a little raunchy humor and doesn’t mind speaking their mind (literally!). Practical, edgy, and sure to get some laughs-what more could you ask for?

Emotional Support Fries

Now you can enjoy fries without the calories with this super cuddly plush food! This Amazon's Choice product is perfect for snuggling on the couch or squeezing out stress. And just in time for the holidays, the brand also released an Emotional Support Gingerbread-because who doesn’t need a little holiday help? Social media video producer Anita Chomenko is already planning to add these quirky plushies to her Christmas decor this year, and honestly, can you blame her?

Best Gift for Readers: Shakespearean Insults Chart

Here’s the perfect gag gift for the well-read: a Shakespearean Insults poster! It traces the roots of all the witty put-downs coined by the Bard himself, so you can now throw around insults in the most eloquent and literary way possible. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of classic literature with a side of savage humor!

Liar! Liar! – Pants on Fire!

Truth or Lie?

Prepare to put your poker face to the ultimate test! In this easy-to-play game, each card features three statements-two truths and one lie. Your mission? Convince your opponents that you’re telling the truth while keeping a straight face! It's the perfect game for anyone who thinks they can lie through their teeth without cracking a smile. Good luck-you're going to need it!

The Upside Down Challenge

Get ready for a hilariously disorienting good time with this game, perfect for 2 to 4 players and ideal for holiday fun! Just pop on the special goggles, and everything will be turned upside down-literally. From there, you’ll tackle a series of hilarious challenges, trying to complete tasks while your world is completely flipped. It’s chaotic, it’s witty, and it’s guaranteed to have everyone laughing until their heads are spinning!

Things They Don’t Teach in School Game

If you’ve reached a certain age, you’ve probably realized that your formal school education gave you a lot of useless knowledge. When was the last time you used the Pythagorean Theorem in real life? This trivia game is packed with 400 random facts that your school never even thought to teach you. Get ready to impress (and maybe confuse) your friends with knowledge that actually comes in handy-and is way more fun!

Beer Belly Waist Pack

This fanny pack totally changes the definition of a beer belly—because, yes, a can of beer can literally fit inside it. With its "realistic" hair design, it’s not just practical; it’s downright scary how lifelike it looks. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and wants to add a little extra weirdness to their outfit!

Witty Animal Paw Socks

Socks may be a classic Christmas gift, but that doesn’t mean they have to be boring! Take these "paw" socks, for example. With fun prints like the adorable dog you see here, plus designs featuring dinosaurs and zebras, they’re anything but ordinary. A cozy and quirky twist on a holiday staple that’s sure to put a smile on anyone's face!

Best Towel: AGRIMONY Cat Funny Hand Towel

his towel is purr-fect for cat lovers! With its playful design, it adds a touch of humor and charm to your kitchen or bathroom, making everyday routines a little more whimsical. Whether you're drying dishes or hands, this towel is sure to bring a smile to any cat enthusiast!

BEST OF THE REST

What Do You Meme Game

If you spend any time on social media, you already know that memes are basically an art form now. Much like Cards Against Humanity, this game challenges you and your friends to pair hilarious meme-worthy pictures with the perfect caption. Get ready for endless giggles and plenty of "wait, that's so true!" moments. It's the perfect way to turn any hangout into a meme-filled comedy fest!

Wicked Pranks & Jokes

Here’s the perfect gift for the master mischief-makers and pranksters in your life. But be warned: this box isn’t just full of tricks-it’s a complete toolkit for jokesters. Inside, you'll find a detailed instruction manual with all sorts of clever pranks, including the Smart Phone Spider Trick and the infamous Bone Cruncher. Get ready for laughs, screams, and a whole lot of chaotic fun-because soon, the whole family will be in on the prank-filled action!

Unisex Fish Slippers

Whether your giftee is into fishing, comfy yet durable slippers, or just loves a good conversation starter (or all of the above), these hilarious bass slippers are sure to reel them in! Available in four colors, these quirky slippers are perfect for anyone who loves to combine comfort with a side of humor. Fish on, fun on!

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

An interesting twist on a classic holiday treat, these mac & cheese candy canes are sure to leave a lasting impression (and possibly a few confused expressions)! Each festive box contains six full-sized candy canes, making them the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh-or a good challenge. ‘Tis the season for giving... and for questionable flavor combos!

The Office Jigsaw Puzzle

This puzzle might lean more toward fun than funny, but throw on an Office episode while you're working on it, and you’re bound to add a few laughs to the mix! With 500 pieces, it strikes the perfect balance-not too difficult to be frustrating, but just challenging enough to leave you with a few head-scratchers. It’s the ideal way to revisit your favorite moments from The Office while piecing together the fun!

Slingshot Rubber Chicken

Do we even need to explain why this is a hilarious Christmas gift? On the one hand, it’s pure comedic gold-on the other hand, the potential for eye damage means this gift is definitely not recommended for anyone under 12. Safety first, laughs second!

UNO The Office Card Game

If the gift of a puzzle didn’t spark excitement, then this UNO deck with a twist will definitely hit the mark for your The Office fan. It’s the classic UNO game you know and love, but with The Office graphics and a few special rules that only Dwight Schrute could come up with. Get ready for laughs, strategy, and a whole lot of that’s what she said moments!

Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

Who says your cubicle can’t be fun? With this bestselling miniature inflatable tube guy-just like the ones seen waving in car dealerships-your desk will be the talk of the office! It’s sure to bring a smile to every coworker’s face and add a little extra flair to your workspace. Get ready for some serious desk-side entertainment!

Corgi Butt Silicone Mouse Pad

If they’re the type of dog lover who squeals with joy every time they spot a corgi, they’ll go nuts over this silicone mouse pad! It’s the perfect way to add some paw-some personality to their workspace, and it’s guaranteed to bring a smile every time they sit down to work-or just admire their new corgi companion.

Fart – Explosive Card Game!

In this delightfully tasteless and brilliantly entertaining game, players race to get rid of their cards while dodging the obvious (and hilarious) hazards. Each card can only be discarded by making the appropriate noise-whether it’s the "Eggy Stinker," "Duvet Lifter," or the classic "Silent but Deadly" to the less-than-pleasant "Wet Rasper." Instant fun from the get-go, with the added dilemma of when to use the Gas Mask-because, let’s face it, some of these noises are best kept at a safe distance!

Funny Christmas Hat

There’s no way you won’t get a laugh with this one-it's perfect for an around-the-table witty Christmas gift! Pair it with a fun card game, and make the loser wear the hat for a hilarious holiday activity. Trust us, it’ll be the highlight of your gathering and guaranteed to keep the laughs rolling all night long!

The Original Toilet Night Light

If midnight bathroom runs are part of their nightly routine, light their way to the throne with this motion-activated night light! No more stumbling in the dark or blinding themselves with the harsh overhead light-this clever little gadget provides just the right glow so they can answer nature's call in peace. Perfect for anyone who needs a little guidance in the middle of the night!

Why Trust NewEleven?

At NewEleven, we believe the right gift-especially a funny one-has the power to turn any holiday moment into an unforgettable memory. That’s why we’ve dedicated hours to curating the most hilarious, quirky, and downright clever gifts, ensuring you’ll be the star of this year’s Christmas party (or any holiday gathering, really).

We don’t just throw together random items; we handpick each gift for that perfect “wow” factor (or at least a solid belly laugh). With years of experience spotting trends and a deep love for all things fun, we’re confident our picks will make your holiday shopping a breeze.

So, sit back, relax, and let NewEleven do the heavy lifting. We’ve got the witty gifts covered so you can focus on bringing the laughs!